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Track Calories Like a Pirate

The swashbuckling calorie and macro tracker that makes healthy eating an adventure. Arrr.

Calorie Pirates App

What’s in the hold

Everything you need to conquer your goals

A full arsenal of tracking tools built into one beautifully designed app.

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Calorie & Macro Tracking

Log food with barcode scanning, AI decomposition, or manual entry. Full macro breakdown every day.

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Exercise Logging

39 exercises with video guides, full workout plans, and a comprehensive exercise library.

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Weight Progress

Beautiful bezier curve chart from your start weight to your target. Watch the treasure get closer.

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Hydration Tracking

Quick-add water buttons with an animated glass. Never forget to drink again.

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Reports & Insights

Daily scores, weight trends, macro breakdowns. Tap any day to dive into your food log.

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Health Connect

Syncs steps and weight from Android Health Connect for a complete picture of your health.

From the crew

What early access testers are saying

Finally a tracker that doesn’t feel like a chore. The pirate theme makes me actually want to open the app every day.

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Jamie M.
Beta Tester ยท Lost 8kg

The AI food scanning is genuinely impressive. I pointed it at my lunch and it got the macros spot on.

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Sam R.
Early Adopter

Been using fitness apps for years โ€” this is the first one with a design that actually looks good AND works brilliantly.

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Kirsty L.
Beta Tester

Ready to set sail?

Join the Crew

Download the app today. It’s free, it’s fun, and your fitness goals won’t plunder themselves.

From the captain’s log

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